I’m not saying I should have done this, only that I did.

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Book Excerpt

I memorized pi to 100 digits in an airport… for fun

Numbers — everywhere.
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I have wishes

You Can Remarry

The Happy Widow
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I have requests. Not conditions. Just requests.

You may honor them or not. And if you don’t honor them, you may still remarry. Just maybe not with my blessing.

Do I contradict myself?

Writers Are Crafted

Photo of the author by the author. Taken in San Antonio, Texas. 2021

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself.
(I am large, I contain multitudes.) — Walt Whitman

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then. I contradict myself.
(No, I don’t. Yes, I do. Hush, you.) — Scott Hughey

I was an early lover of words and language. Oddly so, given that so many people couldn’t understand mine.

I was adopted, along with my…

You’re An Idiot, But I Have No Beef With You

Yes Sir. I’ll burn that steak right away. Photo by Scott Hughey and Canva Pro
  • If you ever manage to procreate, you’ll teach your children to set their marshmallows on fire, too. …

Writer’s Block?

Mmmm… pencils
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Let’s talk about writer’s block.

I’ve gone back and forth deciding, whether I believe it is a…

Better You Than Me

This is not a picture of the car wreck in question. Image by Oskars Zvejs from Pixabay

I’ve been making jokes at your expense when instead I should be expressing my gratitude.

Like yesterday, talking with my friend, Beth.

This review has been rated G (as in, Go see this movie)

Nobody staring Bob Odenkirk
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If it makes you blush it’ll make you hush

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Scott Hughey (TheWriteScott)

He’s a geek with social skills. Scott writes humor, satire, and pop-culture with a touch of self-help. Find his Amazon books here: https://amzn.to/2LDQxjy

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